Oh dear god, cooking programmes are so filthy when you can only hear them...

• Cook: so I'm gonna take my lovely balls
• Cook: I'm gonna dip them in the lovely silky batter
• Cook: make sure you roll your balls about
• Cook: make sure your balls are covered fully
• Fun fact, if you take this in the contex of the character "Cook" from skins is saying this, it still makes perfect sense!